i have decided to make being my friend an application process.
Do you have crazy psychotic controlling parents?
Are you overemotional or overdramatic?
Are you more mature than a middle schooler?
Are you going to bad mouth me?
Do you like my music?
Do you have irritating habits?
Do you chew with your mouth closed?
Are you awesome?
and that will be it. those who do not answer honestly will be sacked.
this could work.